Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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