i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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