I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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