he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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