if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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