what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
May the power of my ass compel you!!
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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