I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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