chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
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