i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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