everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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