Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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