4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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