I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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