Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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