i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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