Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I need water and some morals
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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