Duck Duck Cougar?
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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