Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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