fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Houston, we have a squirter
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
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