that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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