And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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