do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
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