your room smells of hookers.
And success
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
Randomize