why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Randomize
