I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I use my feet as sexual weapons
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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