And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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