I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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