Kiss
Puke
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
You were trust falling into bushes
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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