no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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