Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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