This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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