It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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