do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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