I saw his package. It spoke to me.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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