You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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