i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
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