Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
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