but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Just pee around me
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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