She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
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