Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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