Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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