this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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