guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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