I want to stick my p in your. b.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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