Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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