First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
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