I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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