I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
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