Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
is wine microwaveable?
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
Randomize