I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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