well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
Randomize
