she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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