I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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