Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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