i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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